Got boring to play Chess? Although, real Chess players will never be bore of Chess, here are few funny jokes about Chess for you. ⍈ᐅ Two beginners: “I improved my English, Spanish, French, Russian and Italian.” “Then you must be a genius!” “Why?” “You can speak so many languages…” “I am talking about chess openings and not languages.” ⍈ᐅ “My wife said, she will leave me, when I take part in this chess tournament next week.” “So what will you do?” “1.e4, like always!” 😇 ⍈ᐅ A chess player said to his friend: “My dog can play chess!” “How strong? What’s his rating?” 😮😮😮 😜 ⍈ᐅ A car accident: First driver leaves his car shouting: “It is your fault, you took the wrong way.” “There is only one right way! Ne4 😎😛 ⍈ᐅ In the chess club: “I am Black.” “I know.” ⍈ᐅ Two chess players are immersed in a game of chess: Suddenly one of them makes a move and shouts: “Check!” The other: “Shut up, Idiot!”
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